suspend:

personal-ideals:

suspend:

And caramel sundae

Mom stole the other twister fries

Where do you live that twister fries are a thing and also that you can call in an order to McDonald’s? Did they deliver that food?

This is a twister fries Yes they deliver here in Philippines. You can call, text or order online :P

(via scruples)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via jtwmi)

5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

(via jtwmi)

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

(via tothemoonand-back)

male1k:

deviatedanddope:

Ol’ fraudulent ass bitch. Pop music my nigga?

In that racist ass costume, too. Smdh.

idk i cant like her i never have -____-

(Source: 2000ish, via itsabilliondollarsonanelevator)