omfg my teacher got the words ‘fingerprinted’ and ‘fingered’ confused so one time during english she was like “and here’s a picture of obama getting fingered” and my entire class went silent it was the most uncomfortable 5 minutes of our lives
(Source: mako)
I just got my hair done
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OMG
Hilarious
“the coach said not to “
(Source: juilan)
OMFG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG.. i can’t breathee!!
his face i died loool
(Source: fuckyeahprettygirlsrockkk)
white people
I don’t get it he’s not even a person
He’s a fishno he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise
its tartar sauce
why is this debate even happening here
wierd for some reason in my mind i see him as white too lol
(Source: nerkmid)
Creepiest commercial for ice cream every goes to Little Baby’s Ice Cream in Philadelphia
i’m pretty sure this is a spoof off of the shower scene in american psycho.
wut
i will never sleep in peace again D:
- Lil girl if you don’t stop popping that GUM
- If you touch me i’m going to call 9-1-1
- My daughter tried that hit her so hard she dialed 9-19
- You don’t know me i’ll whoop a ole women
MADEA:WHAT,who the hell you talking too
- I’m talking to you
- Keke:You think im playing
MADEA:I don’t know who the hell you think you is sitting back here
like you aint got no NO SENSE!
hahahah
(Source: fuckyeahmeeko,tumblr.com)
omfg so I was in starbucks today waiting in line to get a goddamn frappuccino and I saw this girl on tumblr and long story short she went on her blog and I got her url. so I used her url as my name and when they called my “name” I swear she jumped out of her fucking underwear. and she was like looking around and I thought she started twitching and I just walked the fuck out laughing
